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sounds

best

in

mono

subi

on

the

1s

&

2s
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04/04/23

cia

pt2.3d
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The

controller-using
DJ

had

had

enough

of
the

vinyl

purists
jeering

and

mocking
him,

so

one

day

he
went

to

the

shop

and
demanded

that

he

be
sold

a

pair

of

1200s
and

a

PMX

9K.
The

shopkeeper

just
stared

at

him.
"You're

a

controller
DJ,

aren't

you

sir?"
"No!"

cried

the

DJ.
"You

are,

aren't
you?"

said

the

shop-
keeper,

"I

can

tell."
The

DJ

was

livid.
"I've

never

been

so
insulted

in

my

life!
Why

would

you

think
that,

when

I've

asked
for

all

that

classic
stuff?!"
"Because

sir,

this

is
a

fish

&

chip

shop."